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I’m unsure if there is an implied commentary with this design choice, but I found it rather pleasant that everyone was more or less equal other than their action towards each other. I will admit that there were often times that I could not tell if a given character was a male or female penis, unless they were being directly interacted with.

Literally everyone in the game, male or female, is a penis. In the place of people, you will find big juicy lap hogs as stand-ins. The modern man’s struggle with existentialism has already been covered (and with much more skill) by books such as Fight Club, but this is the first time it’s been done entirely with wieners. He wonders about his purpose in life or why he continues to be single. As is often the case in modern society, John finds himself stuck in routine. He appears to have his life in order with a steady job, his own place, and a functional social life. As John is just a wiener, he has no real face, eyes, or other means of communicating emotions or reactions, so the narration is a necessity for fleshing out the character. The female narrator gives the proceedings a bit of a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy vibe. The entirety of the experience is conveyed by the action on screen and by an omniscient narrator. Genital Jousting’s Story Mode presents the story of John, a near-thirtysomething wiener struggling with an existential crisis. Because of this, I will focus on my experience with the new Story Mode. I did not have another person locally to give the offline modes a try, either. While I had access to the game for about a week prior to today, I was unable to successfully find an populated multiplayer lobby to try out any of the multiplayer content offered.

#GENITAL JOUSTING JIM UPDATE#

With today’s update and official release, the team at Free Lives are including an all new Story Mode for players. Upon launch, it offered multiplayer modes that were available both online and offline. Genital Jousting began life as a Steam Early Access title. Within moments of launching the game, you will be greeted by a rather meek disclaimer and then immediately be subjected to a big bag of physics-enabled dicks falling onto the platform that is the main menu. The game presents its subject matter without any hint of subtlety.

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Developed by the folks at Free Lives, the team behind the exceptional retro-styled action shooter BroForce, Genital Jousting is at a bit of a physics sandbox at the core, or at least a sandbox full of wieners.

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